Sunday, June 29, 2008

John McCain channels Steve Martin

You can be a millionaire and never pay taxes!

Yes, you... can be a millionaire... and never pay taxes!

You say, "Senator McCain, how can I be a millionaire and never pay taxes?"

First... get a million dollars.

Now, you say, "Senator McCain... what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, 'You have never paid taxes'?"

Two simple words.

Two simple words in the English language:

"I forgot!"

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